Drunken Asshole

Posted by Skrud at Sunday, May 13th 2007 at 4:20pm

At the ECA Change of Power Retreat this weekend, at a cottage in the middle of nowhere, we were playing a standard game of Asshole. It wasn’t long before we realized that this can be combined with beer drinking. And thus, I present to you the game of Drunken Asshole.

(One “drink” is typically a finger of alcoholic beverage, or more or less as your players decide)

The Rules of Drunken Asshole

• Whenever a 3 is played, everyone who did not play the 3 has to drink.
• In the case of multiple 3’s, everyone drinks.
• You cannot say “pass.” Instead, you must drink.
• If play a 5, you can pick one person to have five drinks.
• Multiple 5’s mean multiple drink assignments, so if there are as many 5’s as there are players, then everyone has to have five drinks.
• No swearing, or else you drink.
• When you play a Jack, you can pick someone to have four drinks. Likewise, multiple Jacks means you can pick multiple people.
• Whenever a Queen is played, everyone has to point to another person and call them a “queen”. The last person to do this has to drink.
• When you play a 2, you must take two drinks.
• When you play a Joker, you must take five drinks.
• People who are not playing Drunken Asshole may still be made to drink when a Jack or a five is played.
• When you have to get up to use the bathroom, you must drink first.
• If you’re the last to finish (i.e., the “Asshole”), you have to drink.

Obviously, new rules will be added during play. ;)

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